It's not easy keeping oneself in the prime of health and fitness. We cats take our health very seriously and we don't like it when our humans get slovenly with their fitness regimes. My human needs a complete overhaul and I've taken it upon myself - at no extra cost - to help whip her into shape. One of my housemates - Ka-Two - needs to lose a few pounds and I'll sort her out as well.
So, my life will be a bit busier than usual - that's OK. That's what we cats are here for - to care for you humans and to see that you make the grade.
Join me as I chronicle the ups and downs of trying to create a near-perfect human!
Actually, my human has her own column - 15 cats and meowing - so she's pretty darn near perfect anyway taking care of all of us which is why I want to take care of her.