Toff Cat

Prince Clarence Clutterbuck of Sozzlebury, lives in Gripewaters Towers, a crumbling pile in the rural countryside of Great Britain, keeping one of his cataracted eyes on the nefarious shenanigans of the manservant, Skrowte and the other on his devoted mistress, Lady Trumpington Trubshaw.

This is British Aristocracy at its best, the penny-pinching, the bottom-slapping, the toe-curling audacious hangers-on that decamp at Gripewater Towers make up an eclectic mix of characters which will delight and appal you in equal measures. 

So if you are suffering withdrawal symptoms because Downton Abbey is no longer on our television screens, then perk up because Toff Cat is just the right ‘pick-me-up’ to put a smile on your face.

I guarantee you will be laughing!  

  

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Title Published Date Author
Christmas comes to Sozzlebury 19 December 2015 Written by Carol Lake
Tequila Trotbottom 15 December 2015 Written by Carol Lake
Sir Ripsnorter and the Ancient Order of Morris Men of Sozzlebury 13 December 2015 Written by Carol Lake
Officially, the ex-brother-in-law .... 11 December 2015 Written by Carol Lake
The Womble Fart, the Anal-Squeaker and the Boring Bonker 30 November 2015 Written by Carol Lake
Mr Bumblehole, the gardener 30 October 2015 Written by Carol Lake
Night of the Film Stars 15 October 2015 Written by Carol Lake
Mrs Clarissa Snottingham Periwinkle 30 September 2015 Written by Carol Lake
Hooray Henrietta Gruffington-Gussetts 25 September 2015 Written by Carol Lake
Professor Sir Simon Singeton Smedlington 01 September 2015 Written by Carol Lake

The Very Best Toy for Cats

"Of all the [cat] toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a noise when you jump on it."

Stephen Baker