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What are Dreidel and his monkey toy doing here?
Send your captions - no more than 5, please - to
pauline@thedailymews.com by 20th September.
Andrew Lane, Southampton, UK
"Yes, I know you're only fifteen, but you'll be sixteen in an hour and a half!"
"You can't wag your tail? How on earth do you make yourself understood?"
"Yes, a dog once tried to make a monkey of me, but I'm nobody's poodle!"
"OK, explain to me again how you use your tail to climb trees! Sounds useful!"
"Look, if you won't put your arm round me you can get stuffed!" WINNING CAPTION
Susanne Haywood, East Sussex, UK
'Don't be so coy, monkey toy!'
'Marry me!'
Becky Slater Oklahoma, US
‘Let me monkey around with you …'
The Very Best Toy for Cats
"Of all the [cat] toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a noise when you jump on it."
Stephen Baker