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Dreidl and his monkey friend

What are Dreidel and his monkey toy doing here?

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pauline@thedailymews.com by 20th September.

Andrew Lane, Southampton, UK

"Yes, I know you're only fifteen, but you'll be sixteen in an hour and a half!"

"You can't wag your tail?  How on earth do you make yourself understood?"

"Yes, a dog once tried to make a monkey of me, but I'm nobody's poodle!"

"OK, explain to me again how you use your tail to climb trees! Sounds useful!"

"Look, if you won't put your arm round me you can get stuffed!" WINNING CAPTION

Susanne Haywood, East Sussex, UK

'Don't be so coy, monkey toy!'

'Marry me!'

Becky Slater Oklahoma, US

‘Let me monkey around with you …'

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