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Cat vs Trump: Is your cat smarter than Donald Trump?'With its bright yellow covers - front and back - 'Cat vs Trump:  Is your cat smarter than Donald Trump?' stands out from the crowd. 

Wisely, the person or persons who colluded to write this book, have chosen to remain anonymous – and for good reason.  Set in different sections The Test covers questions relating to four key behaviours common to both cats and The Orange One:

Problem solving

Social activity

Coordination

Communication skills

Each section has a series of questions with a scoring system for example:

How often has your cat colluded with Russia?

Never

A few times

On several occasions

All the damn time

Alongside each answer is a box where you place a tick (check) that carries a score. 

Each question is put to Donald Trump and in a more simplified way to your cat.  All you need to complete the Cat vs Trump test is:

A pencil

A cat

The ability to forget that the world feels like it’s on the brink of nuclear apocalypse for a bit.

This book is obviously meant as a bit of fun and is available in hardback and Kindle versions from the usual places but ironically, not at Barnes and Noble.com.  It comes out on 6th September, so they may have it then.  The ISBN number is: 978-1-4722-5924-0     

Neither Casey nor Gibbs deigned to take part in this test, believing that proving their superiority over the current incumbent of the White House, belittled their street credibility and they wished to retain their dignity.  A final word (or group of words) from Donald J Trump: ‘I’m very highly educated.  I know words – I have the best words.’  Hmmm (said Casey to Gibbs).    

A Cats Purr

"Cats make one of the most satisfying sounds in the world: they purr ...

A purring cat is a form of high praise, like a gold star on a test paper. It is reinforcement of something we would all like to believe about ourselves - that we are nice."

Roger A Caras