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Reggie and the dog bowl

What do you think Reggie is thinking or doing here??

Send your captions, no more than 5 please, to Pauline@thedailymews.com

by 26th June.

Thank you.

Andrew Lane, Southampton, UK

"Those silly humans must be dyslexic - it's G-O-D!"

"What am I supposed to do, dive in?  Get me some steps, someone!"

"Right, no sign of the dog.  Now to get him back for what he did in my food bowl!" Winning caption 

"They wasted their money - Bonzo can't read, and in any case, he prefers drinking from the fishpond!"

Jamaka Petzak, US

‘No WAY I'm drinking out of THIS bowl!’

‘Servant. SERVANT! There is an alien bowl here.  Remove it at once!’

‘Clearly, spelling is not the servant's strong suit.  It's spelled C-A-T.  Now replace it!’

‘Never.’

‘A house is a home when it has a cat in it.  C-A-T.’ 

Lady Cat, US

‘Humans go to college and still cannot spell correctly.’  

‘Silly Dog  - he thinks there’s food in there and it’s only water.‘

‘Cats are Smarter than dogs ... yet humans still think a dog can read the name on his bowl.’

‘Doggie may drink IF I let him! Cats Rule = dogs drool.’

 

‘Ha Ha Ha... I get FOOD - and you get WATER.’

 

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