Dear Jimmy,

SquirtThanks for taking the time to comment on my reply to Holly.  Just between us (don’t let Holly read this), I get the impression she is a bit of a little Madam.  I also think that NOTHING and NOBODY will stop you doing what you want and quite right too.  

Your humans use your chair?  That's outrageous and simply not acceptable.  The three of you will have to take turns to make sure it’s occupied 24/7 by at least one cat.  I don’t put up with that sort of nonsense from my staff and neither should you.

I am a bit taken aback by your comment that I should save my ink.  I was only trying to help!  Just doing my job you know, trying to help you all come to some sort of arrangement over the chair.  Until I read that I was going to suggest that you and I write to each other on a regular basis but instead I flounced out of the office because I was too upset to work.

Anyway I went and spent a while watching the cows, then I bashed a mouse and now I’ve calmed down enough to continue writing and to extend the paw of friendship to you.   I suspect that the fact that you signed your reply “Love and light” shows your true character and that you are, in fact, just a purry old pussycat who loves everyone and just pretends to be a grumpynuts.

Your friend,

Squirt

 

 

A Morning Kiss

A morning kiss, a discreet touch of his nose landing somewhere on the middle of my face.
Because his long white whiskers tickled, I began every day laughing.

Janet F Faure

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