You do a nice line in irony...
Things have moved on since we last corresponded. Would you believe Jimmy and I have now found my male keeper's office chair to co-occupy, and as yet, no problems. He has the problem of course, because he can’t do his work.
The dish? Jimmy has become incredibly fussy, and Daisy and myself benefit from having a much greater variety of food. Far too much gets wasted, but I will never starve.
My keepers are going to grow their own vegetables, and have bought two small raised beds. Well, you can probably guess the rest. An endless supply of fresh, clean soil. A defecator's paradise! We love playing in them already, and it’s just a grass base.