1.     The thing on the perch is not a feathered kebab.

2.       The entire world does not revolve around you.

3.       Hearing purring doesn’t deaden your slave’s pain as your claws dig into their leg.

4.       Mangled, gory, quivering presents are not really appropriate.

5.       The purpose of having 9 lives is not to see how fast you can use them up.

6.       Staring at the swimmy thing will not make it leap out of the tank.

7.       If you lose your bell, you’ll just be fitted with another.

8.       Killing shouldn’t really be at the top of our ‘Fun things to do’ list.

9.       There are not enough types of luxury food to give you something completely different everyday.

10.      Dogs have feelings too.




A Cats Purr

"Cats make one of the most satisfying sounds in the world: they purr ...

A purring cat is a form of high praise, like a gold star on a test paper. It is reinforcement of something we would all like to believe about ourselves - that we are nice."

Roger A Caras

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