Bilbo on his Christmas treeDear Santa,
Can I please have something - anything, really - other than the same old climbing tree Mum and Dad put up for me every single year? They probably think I don't realise it's the same one, but I do, and I'm bored senseless with it, even if there's a Dreamie on every step and several at the top. So please, Santa, could you bring me something different?

Love Bilbo xx

One Cat is Company

"One cat is company.
Two cats are a conspiracy. 
Three cats is an attempted takeover.
Four or more cats is a complete coup!"

Shona Steele (Australia)