Bilbo on his Christmas treeDear Santa,
Can I please have something - anything, really - other than the same old climbing tree Mum and Dad put up for me every single year? They probably think I don't realise it's the same one, but I do, and I'm bored senseless with it, even if there's a Dreamie on every step and several at the top. So please, Santa, could you bring me something different?

Love Bilbo xx

In the Middle of a World...

"In the middle of a world that has always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence."

Roseanne Anderson