What do you think Poppy is thinking about here? Send your entries - no more than 5 please -
to pauline@thedailymews.com by 25th January.
Regina Boratgis, Massachusetts, USA
"This is why I keep my landline."
Jamaka Petzak, Mojave Desert, US
“If that fat orange-headed weirdo would just quit tweeting, the rest of us could enjoy some REAL birds for once!”
“Put down that phone and GIVE ME SNORGLES!”
"Mobile Phone Mayhem For 30M"? I wouldn't give a single sneezle for 'em!
“Servant. SERVANT! Get on that thing and order more gushyfudz! STAT!”
"Tweets"? I don't see any birdies! Must be "fake news"!
Becky Slater, Oklahoma, US
‘And it was said … “An apple a day keeps the doctor away …” … fake news!’
Marjorie Dorfman, US
“Hmm... how can I tear this newspaper into shreds and have fun with it without Mama realizing that it’s gone?”
Alison Longthorne, Stanhope le Hope, Essex, UK
“Poppy liked to have a quick look through the paper between naps, but she didn't like cross words.”
“Having given the Prime Minister her thoughts about a no-deal breakfast Poppy settled down to see if Mrs May had taken her advice.” WINNING CAPTION!
“Poppy was a great fan of Olivia Colman but found some of the article difficult to read.”
“Poppy finished the Sudoku in record time, checked the share prices and then had a quick glance at the headlines.”
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- Reduces fighting, injury and noise
- Reduces spraying and smelling
- Much less likely to wander and get lost
- Safer from diseases like feline AIDS, mammary tumours and feline leukaemia
- Reduces the number of unwanted kittens
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