MARJORIE DORFMAN is a very witty woman and her articles are written with great style and humour.
Find her on these websites:
http://www.ingestandimbibe.com
https://www.amazon.com/author/mdeedubroff
"Of all the [cat] toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a noise when you jump on it."
Stephen Baker