We've all heard of the great Chinese philospher, Confucius, who lived 551 - 479 BC. Well, the Daily Mews is, indeed, blessed to have its own Somalian philosopher, Squirt, aka, Catfucius, who lives in the wilds of Scotland. Dispensing wisdom with his own inimitable brand of humour, this new section will delight the reader with Squirt's wise teachings and parodies of sayings suitable for every occasion.
The cat who chases two mice catches neither
My thanks to Anthony Smith for this great drawing of Catfucius.