Lord Reginald's Ruminations

Lord Reginald admiring himself in the mirror

Recently retired from life as a secret agent, I am now in a Witness Protection Programme where I’ve got a brand-new identity, name, and residence.  My pedigree stretches back to Puss in Boots and beyond, and my lineage carries on through the many kittens I’ve sired in my line of duty.  Of course, a gentlecat, such as I am, doesn’t kiss and tell about his many liaisons so don’t expect any sordid gutter press tabloid headlines in this column.  

I was very busy in my previous life so it’s rather nice to just sit back and let the world pass by without having to constantly look at the calendar to see all the appointments mounting up that I had to fulfil.  

I live with a Maid with an impeccable service record. There are two other felines in residence: a little whippersnapper called Gabion Tzchugge who seems to idolise me and a rather porky female called Chav Cat. 

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Seeing is believing!!! 28 September 2019 Written by Lord Reggie with help from P.A. Carol Lake
My 24/7 Dreamies' Dispenser is now up and running ... 01 May 2019 Written by Lord Reggie with help from P.A. Carol Lake
My 24/7 Dreamies' Dispenser is broken ... 09 April 2019 Written by Lord Reggie with help from P.A. Carol Lake
In and Out of Date Pop and Choc Shops 09 April 2019 Written by Lord Reggie with help from P.A. Carol Lake
Gabion is an idiot ... 26 February 2019 Written by Lord Reggie with help from P.A. Carol Lake
St Valentine's Day Mogicure! The make-over Finale! 06 February 2019 Written by Lord Reggie with help from P.A. Carol Lake
The Artist 31 January 2019 Written by Lord Reggie with help from P.A. Carol Lake
Felicitations to a fellow feline at this festive time 24 December 2018 Written by Lord Reggie with help from P.A. Carol Lake
I have a personal trainer 05 November 2018 Written by Lord Reggie with help from P.A. Carol Lake
The Royal Wedding 22 May 2018 Written by Lord Reggie with help from Carol Lake

Dogs Come when Called

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