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pauline@thedailymews.com by 20th May 2018

Andrew Lane, Southampton, UK

They weren't completely sure about the new kitten, but she did seem to have access to some good stuff.  WINNING ENTRY!!!

"I can also get you puréed carrot, and porridge if you let me join the gang!"

Her mousing skills still needed improvement, but she was good to have around for other reasons.

"There, you see?  If you lick a little more just there it'll look just like the British Isles!"

Becky Slater, Oklahoma, US

‘OOOOO Goodie … Spilt milk!!  Looters soon appeared ….   

Rose Varga, Massachusetts, US

Crying over spilt milk – noooooo - drink up!

Milk bath ... everyone in the puddle!

Shush ...if asked, I was outside…

Regina Boratgis, Lynn, MA, US

Spilled milk - not cryin'.

Jared Kline, Belgium

We never cry over spilt milk.  We share it.

Helen Gale, Torquay, Devon, UK

"No point crying over spilt milk - lets lap it up instead"

"This human is a good slave - knows how to share!"

Lady Cat, Boulder, Colorado, US

‘Don’t blame us .... the DOG did it ‘

‘Adults are so clumsy’

You know we get paid by the hour to clean the floor - so where’s the cookies?’

‘Training children to be PURRRFECT.’

The Very Best Toy for Cats

"Of all the [cat] toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a noise when you jump on it."

Stephen Baker