What do you think is going on here with Hijinks (the cat) and Jenny (the dog)?

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by 25th January, 2020.

Andrew Lane, Southampton, UK

"A few more minutes looking beautiful and she'll be pulled into a false sense of security. Then I'll pounce and get control of the bed!"

"That cat bothers me. I'm sure she's after the I'll stay here so she can't get her claws on it!"

"If I lie here like this it will look as though I'm not interested in the bed.  My master plan is working - just another few hours to go!"

"Time for walkies, doggy. Don't worry, I'll guard the bed while you're out so that no-one can take it from you!" WINNING ENTRY!!




One Cat is Company

"One cat is company.
Two cats are a conspiracy. 
Three cats is an attempted takeover.
Four or more cats is a complete coup!"

Shona Steele (Australia)