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Reggie and his pet starling

What do you think is going on here between Reggie and his pet starling??

Send your captions - no more than 5 please - to pauline@thedailymews.com

by 25 January 2021.

Barbara Schatz, California, US

‘Hello, would you like to join our meditation group?’

‘You should see what the OTHER cat and bird look like.’

‘Sunshiiinnee, daaydreeeams, do dee do doop.’

‘Go ahead bird touch my tummy.  I dare you!  Touch it!!!’

‘True love knows no boundaries. I was seduced by the bird song.’

Sandy Ash, Colorado, US

‘Pssst, Reggie, I just found out that Christmas is coming, and I asked Santa for catnip for you and some top line bird seed for me.’

‘Reggie. Reggie you asleep?’

‘Hey, I know you’re awake Reggie. You promised me you’d have your Mum buy me some special bird seed. You forgot didn’t you.’

Andrew Lane, Southampton, UK

"I asked you here to teach me how to tweet, not how to catch worms!"

"If the humans appear, I'll have to chase you, or they'll laugh and put us on Facebook!"

"OK, so let's run through it again - you fly around and warn me if you see a dog.  I'll lie here and let you know if I see a worm."  WINNING ENTRY!!!

Lady Cat, Boulder, Colorado

‘Because of you I converted to be Vegetarian.’ 

“Birds of a feather flock together” So, I consulted a plastic surgeon to convert Fur to Feathers.’

‘No! That Is NOT A Look Of Hunger. It’s A Look Of Love.’ 

‘If we could Mate... Would we have a Kitten who could fly Or a bird who could Meow.’ 

‘We Prove That If Opposites Attract Harmony Is Possible.’

A Cats Purr

"Cats make one of the most satisfying sounds in the world: they purr ...

A purring cat is a form of high praise, like a gold star on a test paper. It is reinforcement of something we would all like to believe about ourselves - that we are nice."

Roger A Caras