Boots, chillin' on a Saturday mornin;

What do you think Boots is doing here? What could he be thinking about?

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Andrew Lane, Southampton, UK

Flushed with success, Boots lay claim to the only seat in the house he hadn't yet tried. 

Boots waited patiently for the toilet roll to be replaced so he could continue his game. 
As he was the smallest member of the family Boots felt the smallest room should be his, together with all the other rooms. 
Boots was prepared to continue his protest until his litter tray was cleaned.  WINNING ENTRY!

Aida Marina, US

"You kept nagging me to learn to use the commode. I did.

So what's with the lid? You know very well I don't have opposable thumbs. Yet."

Jamaka Petzak, US

"No, Mum, you're not going to chase me off!  I'm quite comfy here, thank you very much."

"I'll make you a deal, servant.  You clean my box and I'll come and use it.  Until then, it's a no go."

"Toilet schmoilet.  It's nice and cool and smooth here.  I'm stayin'."

"It's 34 degrees C in the shade.  And you want ME to WHAT???"

Tuxedo.  The absolute PURRfect decor for any bathroom.



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  • Much less likely to wander and get lost
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