A strange new tomcat had come to live in the district, and all the she-cats were wondering what he was like for romance.
One day, one of the she-cats said: 'Well, I'm going to take a chance.' And she hopped over a wall to see the new fellow.
She was gone some time, and when she came back, the others said: 'What's he like?'
She said: 'He's a dead loss... It took him half an hour to tell me about his operation.'
Dogs Come when Called
"Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you."
"Of course, every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room."
Edward Verrall Luca (essayist)
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