A strange new tomcat had come to live in the district, and all the she-cats were wondering what he was like for romance.
One day, one of the she-cats said: 'Well, I'm going to take a chance.' And she hopped over a wall to see the new fellow.
She was gone some time, and when she came back, the others said: 'What's he like?'
She said: 'He's a dead loss... It took him half an hour to tell me about his operation.'
A Morning Kiss
A morning kiss, a discreet touch of his nose landing somewhere on the middle of my face.
Because his long white whiskers tickled, I began every day laughing.
Janet F Faure
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