A strange new tomcat had come to live in the district, and all the she-cats were wondering what he was like for romance.

One day, one of the she-cats said: 'Well, I'm going to take a chance.' And she hopped over a wall to see the new fellow.

She was gone some time, and when she came back, the others said: 'What's he like?'

She said: 'He's a dead loss... It took him half an hour to tell me about his operation.'

A Cats Prayer

Lead me down all the right paths,
Keep me from fleas, bees, and baths.
Let me in should it storm,
Keep me safe, fed, and warm.

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