10. You saw him on "Dr. Phil"

9. Wasted three of nine lives on George Foreman Grill mishaps

8. When you stroke his belly, he purrs, "moooo!"

7. The dog is missing and you found a ransom note spelled out in yarn



6. Was caught sharing bag of catnip with Whitney Houston's cat

5. That toy he's playing with is grandpa's ear!

4. Calls sports talk radio claiming Knicks are about to turn it around

3. Firemen are trying to coax you out of a tree

2. Believes Barry Bonds never used steroids

1. He neutered himself

 

submitted by Caroline Clark, North Carolina, USA

Five Good Reasons for Having Your Cat Neutered

  • Reduces fighting, injury and noise
  • Reduces spraying and smelling
  • Much less likely to wander and get lost
  • Safer from diseases like feline AIDS, mammary tumours and feline leukaemia
  • Reduces the number of unwanted kittens

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