1. I will try and get along with Teddy (they call him my brother - not sure if I have seen a 3 foot cat that barks a lot) - anyway I will try at least for the first 2 minutes each morning.
2. I will try and let the woman of the house to have a lie in at the weekend - so I won't get her up until 6:30am - unless of course I'm desperate and then it will be 5:15am.
3. I will try to not bolt my food down and be sick everywhere - that or I'll try and get to the areas on the floor where it is easy to clean.
4. I will try and come straight in when I'm called - not sit staring at them with all the doors open waiting until I'm ready to come in.
5. I will try and leave the birds alone this spring - mind you if my brother is up for it, and I'm on friendlier terms we could have a great game with the buggers!
Timmy Murphy
EDITOR'S NOTE: Sadly Timmy had to be put to sleep in July 2008 and earlier this year, Teddy wrote to me because he wanted to say something on his own behalf:
My brother (by a different mother) is no longer with me. My mum is sad and I know that he is watching over us, so I have to carry on his work. It’s very hard trying to sneak up on the birds, I am bigger than Timmy (about 3 foot bigger). I am certainly not that light on my paws and although I can leap, chasing them is hard work.
Then there's the resolution about allowing the lady of the house to have a lie in - well that's ok unless of course I am desperate - then she has to get up. Obviously I can't just be let out into the garden to dig a hole (by the time I've finished it looks like an excavator’s been in to dig the hole), so I have to be walked.
But there is one thing that I do miss and that's my brother Timmy; however, there is one thing I can give our mum and that is continuing the love that she gave Timmy and she still gives me.
I don't meow and I don't purr; I only bark and howl. I can't sit on her lap or rub and curl myself around her legs; I can curl round her feet and sit still for her to hug me.
So to Timmy's fellow mates I will try to carry on his resolutions........ I don't think the pigeon has seen me so I must be off as my luck might be in!
Teddy
Lead me down all the right paths,
Keep me from fleas, bees, and baths.
Let me in should it storm,
Keep me safe, fed, and warm.