Cudell Street Cats from Ohio, USA

Bogart’s New Year Resolutions - 

I will try to overcome my fear of the vacuum cleaner. The sound is very loud and it really scares me but I know it is needed to clean up all the hairs that it scares out of me.

I will try to play during the day time instead of waiting till my humans try to relax in the evening. They work hard and I know this is inconsiderate. But that’s when I want to be the centre of attention instead of that blasted television set. But making them get up and run after me is a lot of fun!

Moma’s New Year Resolution - 

I will try not to be so picky when it comes to my food: I only like chicken in gravy but every now and then I will try to choke down chicken with juices. I know ... it’s a control thing!

Bongo Monkey’s New Year Resolution - 

I will try not to whine so much. I fancy myself a great orator, expressing myself and stating my case, I think I can quite turn a phrase. Others, who shall remain nameless, see it as complaining. 

Mr. Gray’s New Year Resolution - 

I will try not to chase the other cats for no reason other than my amusement.  They call me a bully but I call it just having fun and I do resolve to continue helping to keep them in shape. 

Gertrude’s New Year Resolution - 

I will try to refrain from knocking things off the table, buffet and counter. I must remember that everything is not a toy for me.

Luna’s New Year Resolution - 

I will try not to interrupt when my humans are on the phone, talking to each other, watching a movie, or trying to concentrate on a project. I just forget that things I think are important aren’t always interesting to others and I should wait my turn rather than just blurting them out. 

Smudge’s New Year Resolution - 

I will try to remember that everybody who comes to our house is not there to see me. Sometimes they are here to visit my people, and believe it or not, some visitors do not like cats! I’ll try to remember to only speak when I am spoken to.

Emmett T. Stump’s New Year Resolution - 

I will not sing so loudly that it disrupts the house. I am a great singer but there is a time and a place for my music so singing an operatic aria at the top of my lungs after all the lights are turned off is a no-no.

Homer’s New Year Resolution - 

I will try not to steal pieces of food from my humans’ plates, hands or mouth even though their food always tastes much better than that stuff from a can.

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