Dear Santa,
I am sorry about the confusion last year when I ate your cookies. You see the first 2 letters of our names are the same and my paw was hiding the rest, so I thought my mom left me some cookies. If you think of it, I actually did you a favour. I am sure your suit fits better than it would have.
Love, Sammy
Lead me down all the right paths,
Keep me from fleas, bees, and baths.
Let me in should it storm,
Keep me safe, fed, and warm.