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Andrew Lane, UK

"NO, I keep telling you - its check whiskers, THEN signal, then turn,"

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout - now YOUR turn!"

"What do you mean, dressage for cats will never make it to the Olympics?"

Diane, US 

"NO...I don't want to go back inside yet!"

Jared, Belgium

"It's a mosquito on the back of your hand, don't move, I'll get it."  WINNING ENTRY!!!

Arlene, US

“Now put your knuckles out, Bad Mommy, and repeat 100 times – ‘No more vacations without Ginger Cat.’"

Jody Tucker, US

“Gimme five!”

“Seig Heil!”

“Stop!  Just back up!”

“You're fixin' to pull back a bloody stump!”

“OK, well, let's shake on it.”

Becky, US

Gimme a hand and a high five!!!

Rose Varga, US

“Who said only dogs will bash hand that feeds it.”

“Go away I see no tuna in that hand sir!”

“You smell like the cat next door, you fickle human.”

Britta, US

“That’s not how one does a ‘high 5.’"

Doreen Johnson, Canada

“Go away! I know what you’re up to. You want to take me to the Vet for an exam, butter on your hand is not fooling me. Step away, now!”

 

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