I'll have you back on the road in no time

What do you think is going on here? What is this little cat thinking or doing??

Send your captions - no more than 5 please - to pauline@thedailymews.com

by 25th March, 2020.   Thank you.

Gladys Swedak, Vancouver, B.C.

“That odour must be from a very big male. Too big for me tackle, but then again, I'm a big boy too. Let’s find him.”

“This doesn't look like the others. Maybe I'll touch it and see what it is.”

Jamaka Petzak, California

“You might want to watch those speedbumps, servant!  Your suspension can only take so much.”

“About time for a tune-up, servant!”

“Time for a new bucket of bolts, servant.  ‘Dependable transport(ation)’ is a MUST to keep me in the foods I deserve (and PURR-FUR)!”

 “Yes, servant, you CAN afford that new set of tyres!”

 “There! That should cancel the (vet) appointment!” JOINT WINNER!

Julie Ramsey

"Now where did they say the catalytic converter was?"

Lady Cat, Boulder, Colorado, US

“You expect me to do this job on minimum wage?”

“I know where the Missing NUT is. He’s sleeping back in the doghouse.” JOINT WINNER! 

“I thought it was a good place to hide the catnip at the time.”

“Is that catnip, kibble or roadkill I smell?”

“Maybe a GOODYEAR for you. Not so much for moi.”




Dogs Come when Called

"Dogs come when called. Cats take a message and get back to you."

"Of course, every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room."

Edward Verrall Luca (essayist)

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