What do think Ellie is doing?


What do you think Ellie might be doing here?
Send your entries - not more than 5 please - to me by 15th April 2013 

Andrew Lane, Southampton, UK

Come on, Chancellor, you can't hide there - you have to go and present your Budget!"


I asked for a 15 tog quilt, they get me a thin wigwam!"


So a hinge here, a nice wood door, and I get some peace and privacy!"

Winning entry from Andrew

Very nice, but wrong tartan - I'm descended from the McFurry clan!"

Glenda Wombwell, Somerset, UK

Mmmmm, now where did they say the built-in litter tray was, mentioned in the Sales Brochure?"

Ham Moran, Minnesota, USA

I smell Chihuahua.”


Damn, just 2 cat nip nightcaps.”


Reminds me of Mum.”


What were they thinking? … Spots and plaids …. I’m ruined….”

Mike Smith, Idaho, USA 

OH! This must be one of those fancy French litter boxes. It's almost too nice to go in.”

The black tailed, wingless bird from the Galapagos Islands inspects its new nest before laying her eggs.







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