My thanks to Keith Whiting from www.TheCatMag.com for sending me this poem that he adapted and rewrote from an old one.
You might like to check out Keith's website: www.TheCatMag.com which is the first magazine entirely written by cats, for cats and cat lovers.
"Of all the [cat] toys available, none is better designed than the owner himself. A large multipurpose plaything, its parts can be made to move in almost any direction. It comes completely assembled, and it makes a noise when you jump on it."
Stephen Baker