Garfield Beaton from Scotland1. I shall stop bringing the neighbours presents at the doorstep ... it should be obvious by now that they don't like mice.

2. I shall eat a healthier diet ... apart from weekends ... also Mondays because every Garfield hates Mondays, and definitely not Tuesdays because everyone goes out and I'm all on my own with food to tempt me. Not Wednesdays either, because Wednesday is the day Mum goes shopping. And Thursday and Fridays are practically the weekend ... so ... that leaves us with ... ah well, never mind.

3. I will stop standing on the back of scales, freaking the humans out, after their year long GI diet.

4. I will pose more for pictures, although I'm a little camera-shy!

5. Have to talk to the white cat living next door. I don't think she understands things will never work out between us. She follows me around all day long, and doesn’t seem to get the hint. Maybe we can be friends…

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