1. I won't hiss at Santa Claus! :o)
2. I will not climb the Christmas tree or play with the ornaments.
3. I will not drink water from the base of the Christmas tree.
4. I will not vomit on carpets, beds or other hard to clean surfaces.
5. I will not bring home live "presents" for my "staff".
6. I will be affectionate, let my owners cuddle me and call me silly names.
7. I won't fight with my fellow pussies (We're all guilty of this at times).
BANDIT
1. I won't chew all the appliance cords.
2. I won't open kitchen cabinets and go inside.
3. I won't chase flies or run after every noise in the middle of the night.
4. I won't climb my Mommy's good leather coat. (Oh yes, I DID!)
5. I won't jump on bare bums at inopportune moments. (Don't Ask!)
"In the middle of a world that has always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence."
Roseanne Anderson