LittleDel1.  Not to jump on the kitchen table anymore --- if anyone is watching.

2.  If she does jump on the kitchen table, she will only stay in the corner behind the potted plant that is always there, so as not to disturb. 

3.  If she does jump on the kitchen table, and does not manage to spend the whole time just behind the potted plant, she will at least wait until after supper before crossing the table.

4.  If she does jump on the kitchen table, does not manage to spend the whole time just behind the potted plant, and finds it unreasonable to wait until after a supper that is taking too long, she will immediately cross in a direct line to sit in somebody's lap.

5.  If she does jump on the kitchen table, does not manage to spend the whole time just behind the potted plant, finds it unreasonable to wait until after a supper that is taking too long, immediately tries to cross in a direct line to sit in somebody's lap but finds the direct line blocked by an obstacle, such as a plate of fish, well ... after all, she did try her best!

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