Kifi, Dorian, Onyx and Pyewacket from North Carolina, USA

1. Whenever I am upset with my Human, I promise to stop calling Emergency Services from his cell phone and breathing heavily into the phone.

2. When my Human is sick in bed, I promise to stop ringing the doorbell and "upsetting" the Dog (who then barks so hard he pees and then faints).

3. When my Human has returned from a particularly exceptional party and later stumbles into the bathroom, I promise to stop hiding in the medicine cabinet next to the aspirin and when the Human opens the cabinet door, yelling "Meow-BOO!"

4. When my Human is asleep, I promise to stop playing with the control for the electric blanket and turning it up to "incinerate".

5. Whenever I eat too much grass or a houseplant and get sick on the living room floor, I promise to stop sculpting it into something the Dog might have done, or a poisonous lizard.

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